byeeee sissy. i'll miss you. have fun in bangkok. and if you get to see this i love you

byeee yussy and becky wacky. i'll miss you guys too. have fun in genting and if you get to see this have fun!

and thanks charmaine. my darling dumb dumb, maine maine, char char. for talking to me and hearing me out. i guess we made a break through. we realise that we have been tranfixed on the same spot. not moving on. not moving back. just stuck. i'm sick of being stuck. therefore i'm going to free myself. i'm going to. yes i am

anyway thanks cute-sajc-guy. for picking up my phone. hahaha joan blows a kiss. hahahah char will know what its about! hahah

HEY

joan isnt a clubbing virgin anymore. [LAUGH ALL YOU WANT!]

anyway i went to dxo eve yesterday. the system was dumb. i mean like registering with your real ticket to exchange for coupon. but we cut the queue. we went in the EXPRESS way. this guy approached us.
so me ana clio gwen and becky went in. it was really boring at first. waiting for the party to start. we were sitting on the secone floor and this guy who was really high approach me

HEINZ [i think thats his name]: my friend cha cha?
joan ignores
Heinz: my friend cha char? oh never mind my friend is here.
joan ignores. and becky stares.
heinz : oh by the way my name is heinz i'm from perth
joan shakes his hand
Heinz: you from singapore
joan nods and turns away
Heinz: OH YAY see i made friends.

how queer is that. but he was quite cute. well you see cute guy talks to CUTE JOAN. see the link now. uhuh!
hahahah
ok anyway then we went down. it was really boring and BORING. so we decided to go and dance. we squeeze our way into the dance floor. then we started dancing. man i was wearing 3 and a half inch heels and dancing. [applaude me for that!]
then there was this annoying guy that kept pushing me and becky. i pushed back. but i wasnt strong enough. so then becky and i counted 1.2.3! PUSH!!!
hahaha then we push so many times la. then he kept turning back. after a while he thought we were interested in him. so he kind of came over and danced with us. then i could feel his dick rubbing my butt. oh my it was HARD. GROSS SHIT. he must be horny. seeing CUTE JOAN. hahahahah my ego at work again!

ok so ANYWAY moving on. then after a while we moved to the near the stage. it was cooling la. but still MY TOP DID NOT ABSORB WATER. so i was like super wet. and there was this cute guy behind me. ahhh love his hair!! ok so anyway he started dancing behind me. and he GRABBED MY BUTT. idiot asshole. ah! dont know how to respect a lady. but i just ignored. i mean if i turned around and asked him " WHY DID YOU GRAB MY ASS" he would probably have laughed and made things worst. but AHHH he was cute.

ok then there was this fat guy behind me. oh my he was soft. i didnt have anywhere to move so i leaned back. and oops. i got lost in his FATS. hahahaha it was funny.

well joan wants to wear white the next time she goes clubbing. then i will have the glow glow effect.

oh dont EVER dance on the left side of the dancefloor. NERD ALERT!! this guy was like elbowing me throughtout the whole song. and he was really NERDY. i'm not trying to be mean you see. but the thing is he is really like that and its annoying if you keep trying to rub your left butt cheek on my hip mister! urghhh

oh oh oh i forgot to tell you guys. i grabbed this guy's dick. hhahahah it was damn funny. my hand on down. and i happened to swing and OOPS. ahahhahahaha and i swear i did not do that on purpose. well there was this old ah beng uncle. he was like trying to get me to talk.

old ah beng uncle: hey how old are you?
joan: 16!
old ah beng uncle : ohh
after a while*
old ah beng uncle: eh GIRL AHHHH . what school you study ah?
joan IGNORES

oh my goodness. you trying to pick up a 16 year old girl by saying GIRL AHH. what? you nuts?
stupid shit man. why cant a cute guy ask me where i school. why must it be an old ah beng uncle. ANNOYING!!

the party ended at 3 plus. so clio becky and me cabbe back to clio's house.
we drank orange juice with absolut. and oh my goodness i suck la. i drank like a bit of absolut with a WHOLE big cup of orange juice and i got high la. i wallked to the kitchen and i was like whooo hooo. and i couldnt stablise myself. when i took the cup of water everything was spilling everywhere. then i was sitting on the floor watching tv. clio pushed me down. and i couldnt get up. i started rolling on the floor. and i cannot stop snorting. OH MY GOODNESS. joan is lousy. she cant hold her liquor well. DUMB DUMB!!

oh my mama i havent buy christmas present for edwin and my sister. AIYER. could i return you guys my present so i dont have to buy for you guys! hee
oh talking about presents. THANK YOU CLIO. i loved my present. loved the tee. thought its a little too short. i LOVED THE RUSTY POUCH. and i loved the money. and i loved the spongebob grow grow thing so much i cant bear to grow it. hahahah ahhh i love my snorting partner!!

today i went out for christmas dinner with clio becky and char char char.
it was really fun. we went marche and had a great time. we were hatching an evil plot of cheating their money but we got too full and discarded the evil plan so we spent like 79 bucks.

in the afternoon i went with becky to get clio's and charmaine's presents. we got clio slippers from reef. VERY PRETTY its like got stars on them and they have silver straps. of course i was the one who chose it. JOAN HAS GREAT TASTE.
then we went to buy charmaine's top from esprit. I GOT 20 % off. like only for today. card member. URGHHH didnt get anything for myself. oh wells

well then we went to NUM. and we walked in so many times i bet kel or hafiz know who we are. by the way hafiz is really cute. arghhhh. ok coming back charmaine finally got her flip flops. they are brown. she didnt want to get the pearly purple ones with stars on them cause she didnt like purple. POOH! who doesnt like purple! EVERYONE likes purple.

anyway i was walking back home. and i saw this really really cute guy. oh my mama. he roller bladed past me. and then i was checking his butt out. .then after that he rounded a corner. so i was like FINE. didnt get to see his face. so i continued listening to DEAD! then after that i saw him. turning back coming my way!! oh my oh my. then his eyes. oh my goodness. SO NICE. and his gaze. OH MY GOODNESS totally electriflying. and we were engaged in the gaze for 10 sec ARGHHH joan faints,.

JOAN REVIVES
ok well he is really cute. jet black hair. eyes that are perfect. killer gaze. URGHHH my beautiful boy my beautiful boy where art thou my beautiful boy.
ok joan faints.

anyway pushing that fainting idiot aside. tomorrow i'm going dxo. cant wait to see what will happen



[WHATS UP WITH YOU, you bitching-about-me -bitch. i didnt do anything to you. i dont even talk to you. what is there even to say about me. oh shut your A hole up alright. before i go up therre and give you a piece of my mind. and i'm not kidding. when i do that it WILL be an ugly sight. ughhh stupid bitch.i wish you would just faint and die!]