I SUCK AT BLOGGING!

DEAR SALLY,

heeeee *chuckles* , how have you been? i have so many things to tell you!
first of all i had a wonderful halloween party which sucked but kind of fun. so i shant go into details but picture time!!









AND THEN i had becky's birthday celebration yesterday!
steamboat wasnt the best i had man. and i nearly got knocked down by the stupid motorcycle!! IDIOT
ANYWAY... i love all my droupout-er gang with charchar!

charchar never mind ok, if we cant find anyone we shall just live together and buy 90000 dogs and cupcakes!

i love you becky! i love you clio! i love you charmaine!! LOVELOVE

ok so you see my life is totally in a rut now. honestly. my family is great but my life isnt.
all the time i'm either staying up till 4 and waking at 7 to complete my projects or just basically draggin myself to school
dont get me wrong. dmc is really fun. cool shit and diarrhoea and all but honestly i miss IJ i miss all my friends
seeing them so NOT often is killing me. LIkE moving on is so hard cause the past is always so much better and JOAN CAN TOTALLY BE A PSYCHOLOGIST NOW.

LET ME STAY IN MY PAST!! PLEASIE PLEASE SWEETIE PIE CUP OF TEA PLEASE!!

TO BECKY:
WE WILL TOTALLY STILL BE FRIENDS AFTER 10 years alright. COME ON. DONT YOU WANT TO HEAR ME GO "OMG YOURE SO DUMB EVEN THE FLOOR IS SMARTER THAN YOU" when we at 30 years old? or how bout my personal favourite "OMG YOURE SO CHEENA EVEN CHINA IS LESS CHEENA THAN YOU!"
STAY WITH ME GIRL. I DONT WANT TO EVER LOSE YOU. ( ok now THAT totally sounds gay)

TO CLIO:
MY BIMBO-LIAN. dont lose yourself in everythng bad that is happening. i know that no matter what i say, you will not feel better PERIOD. but i really do hope that the thought that you have your friends behind you will make you stronger and less "FRUSTED" i really do miss the fun times we had where we saw each other like every single day. HANG IN THERE MY CLIO CLIO. you will always rock at games in our hearts. (ok maybe not rock, stone? pebble?)
WE MUST SIT IN COFFEE BEAN, GOSSIP AND DRINK THE HORRIBLE FRUIT GARDEN DRINK WItH MANGO MUCHO AGAIN. I WONT DO IT WITH ANYONE ELSE> cause no one can call me dumb and be dumb with me.


I SHALL LEARN THE SKILL OF BEING A RUT-BUSTER. not only can i bust myself out of the rut i'm in. I CAN BUST EVERYONE OUT OF THEIR RUT. i love you all the humans i know so far. *(well except for **** and ********** and ********* and of course ************* and not to forget $#@%^#%&^#&^%$&*%^@#%# hahah)

* all characters that are not names are fictional ( oh wait. is it fictional that is fake or non-fictional that is fake)
WHATEVER THE CASE. I"M TALKING ABOUT THE FAKE ONE. they dont exist.

1.2.3.4.5 my name is joan and i say HI
6.7.8.9.10 beck it up and meet my friend
SHABOOYA sha sha SHABOOYA ROLECALL
my name is JOAN
i like to MOAN
do you have a PHONE
could you give me a LOAN

hahahaha
joan is a CHEERLEADER! give me a ring when you feeling down HOMIES!

anyway joan is damn excited. today is the long awaited day. MY FALLOUTBOYS are coming!!!! rarrr. hahahahha i love you guys!

lately life has been stagnant. i might as well start breeding mosquitoes. hahah
WORK. sleep. WORK.sleep.WORK.sleeep piano. WOOOOORK. sleep. work sleep.
sigh thats all i do nowadays.

I GOT TO MAKE A CHANGE. i must break through from this vicious cycle. i'm starting to feel that i'm being sucked into the rat race that i so am not willling to be in.
after hearing so many relationship problems. (ALL NOT MY OWN) i'm starting to feel weary. weary of all this silly affair. i mean how hard it is to get the person you like to like you back. how hard it is to confess. how hard it is to be with him/ her. and in the end how hard it is to let go. so traumatised. all my peoples hang in there. joan the cheerleader will HELP YOU GUYS OUT! dont worry my babies!

i'm off to soak myself in the FOB spirit. see ya JOAN BLOWS KISSES!

HELLO ALL

i'm hooked to the tv at the moment. HEROES is like DARN good. i like i like!!
i could be doing all sorts of useful things like packing my room - but no i'm watching tv
i could be practicing my piano - but no i'm watching tv
i could be out shopping whatever - but no i'm watching tv

sigh. and darn it the stupid detective is so dumb. HE CAN FREEAKING HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS THATS WHY HE KNOWS STUFF. dont arrest him!!! ok getting emotional now. hahah

watched a couple of useless shows these few days. i watched norbit. and damn wasted my money. i watched dream girls and it was a freaking musical. oh my so boring.
and i dread work. i dread being picked on. i WANT OUT!!!

and joan's nose is clogged up!!

"i'm that old man's lover! i'm his illegitimate lover carrying his wife! look at this maternity test!"
oh my cant get that line out of my head . haahah its freaking hilarious.

add oil all my friends. YOU GUYS CAN DO IT!! joan blows many many kisses!

HELLO!!!

to all my fans out there i'm sorry to disappoint you with my irregular updating. haahahah JOANS KIDDING

anyway life has been quite fun. made quite a few friends which is incredible!
first day of work. oh wait just in case yall dont know. i work in haagen dazs suntec (a god-forsaken outlet)
ok first day of work i met -jennifer
-amelia
-WEEGEE (my rootbeer)
i hated everyone there. everyone was like shit. jennifer was crude and acted so immaturely. amelia was alright i guess. and wee gee bossed me around like shit.
second day of work i met -AIN
-jennifer
-jin wei
things didnt go that bad after that. they all treat me really nicely. and jennifer really likes to snap my bra strap
subsequently i met - jolene (not a big fan of her)
- JESSLYN!
-jason
- charles
- jid
-yong sheng
-wendy
- wei ling
-shawn
- samuel (dumb dumb idiotic BIG BULLY!!!)
-ERIC (mean ah gua man)
- kuo lim (dont really know him though)

seriously this place has great people. I LOVE YOU ALL FELLOW SCOOPIES!!!
and joan officially made her first cup of iced cafe latte! *FLICKS HER HAIR
hahahahahha so proud of myself!

apart from that i havent been going out so much. OH OH i made another friend
BOBBY! ahahahahahah his name is soo hilarious. sounds so doggyish. hahahah BOBBY COME HERE. BOBBY SIT!. hahahahahha

so here. they are all my new found friends!

and JOAN DOESNT HAVE A VALENTINE!!!!! oh my. if any of you guys out there read this. PLEASE DATE ME. and rootbeer dont forget to buy me those truffles. HALF HALF OK? haha

HEY all.

havent been doing anything constructive these past few days or rather weeks. MY LIFE IS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN!! i think i might even be suffereing retardation of the brain. i've been quite slow these few days

8th jan MON
--> went out with clio to look for a job. it wasnt a rewarding trip cause we ended up shopping and trying on clothes instead of approaching the counters. we tried raffles bnjs, and in the end we found ourselves playing ddr in the arcade. we have become TRUE BLUE AH LIANS. we played percussion master the drum drum game. JOANS GOOD AT THAT GAME!!! ahahha clio had 7 percent!! really realy funny.

so we decided to take our job seeking escapade to centre point haagen dazs. on the way there we saw this advert looking for server at alley bar. we were like "oh my god cool cool lets try" so i called them up and they ask us down for interview. when we went in, we got a shock of our lives man. the place was like so sleazy and people there werent friendly at all. we had to fill up the application form and then had interview. joan shudders* really scary. but it was an experience man!

9th jan TUE
--> went out with becky today. we went cityhall AGAIN. have been going there many times these past few weeks. but you got to admit it its more interesting than town. COME TO THINK OF IT i havent gone town for so long. and i'm shopping deprieved! we ate at new york new york. food there is really good! and then we went to the arcade again. did the same thing. I"M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT JOAN HAS OFFICIALLY PLAYED HER FIRST TIME CRISIS GAME! and she did not suck at it. YAY ME!

10th jan WED
--> went out with zhao xiu today. met him at vivo. i'm telling you he is really weird but entertaining. he sure talks alot. and all i had to do was listen . and the jokes he crack NOT FUNNY AT ALL. i suffered quite a bit that part but the rest was ok hahah. we watch school of scoundrels. MAN did he laugh the loudest the in the cinema. and next to me there was this couple making out. the guy was actually grabbing the girl's boobs. joan shudders* and honestly i'm not a traditional person. i'm alright with open display of affection in the public. but it has a limit! PEOPLE!!! rarr

11th jan THUR
--> celebrated ana's birthday today. we went billy bombers only the school dropouters attended the celebration. so sad! i missed everyone so much. after that we went to the arcade. ana and becky took the shortcut. RARRR till now i still dont know what the shortcut is. ANNOYING!! anyway after that char char came to meet us but clio and i had to leave already. we went num for the sake of char char. hahahah shes really funny she makes me laugh ALOT. I MISS YOU CHAR CHAR! i went home and ah ma and uncle was in my house. after that i went for piano lesson and then met becky and char char at j8
they were late! VERY LATE! i had nothing to do so i went to the toilet and sat down. hahaha ITS REALLY COOLING ALRIGHT. and it smells good. we took a cab to mediacorp to watch dance floor. and oh my goodness felt like squashing the taxi driver. i told him mediacorp. and he went like i'm not sure how to go but youd direct me. and i'm like fine i'll direct you. i gave him the directions then he went oh dian shi tai. then char char said ya. then he went why didnt you tell me earlier. its dian shi tai then tell me what. haiyer! OH MY GOODNESS whatever happened to good service how am i suppose to know you dont understand eng. FREAKING PIECE OF CHEENA SHIT. RARRRRR. slap all the annoying taxi drivers in the world. hate taking cabs. rarrr
ok so anyway dance floor was alright . jade seah is so pretty and she is so freaking thin!!. anyway my sister's group didnt have a lot of good comments. well i thought she danced really well. poor char char she was so tired from school so she was fighting to keep her eyes open. I LOVE YOU BECKY AND CHAR CHAR for accompanying me!!!


12th jan FRI
--> 1 more month to my birthday everyone!!! hint hint! becky slept over last night so today we went to meet clio at j8. we had lunch at cartel a really FILLING lunch. and went to town. didnt know what to do so we went kbox. AHHHh joan has been labelled the BLONDE CHEENA GER. hhaha just cause i could rap a jay chou song. but its not my fault that i can rap his song. my sister used to listen to him and rap it to me! so i picked it up. RARRRR hahhaha now apart from becoming true blue ah lians that plays ddrs in the arcade becky clio and me have become truer blue ah lians that not only plays ddr we also sing at kbox. ahaahahah man... NOT cool not cool at all.

13th jan SAT
--> i have to say my juniors are the most creative bunch of juniors i ever met. the tee that say I"M A LOVED SENIOR i love you guys for that. and the songs for sec 1 orientation. ta ma de alalalallalalalalalalallala LA. oh my seriously i love you guys. you guys make me miss sailing a whole lot more than i already do. sec 1 orientation was a blast. clio and i tried to get people to sign up but they started running away. oh my. it was really funny,

after orientation clio and i decided to look for job. we wanted to befriend a bnj manager so he will offer us the job but ahh it didnt happen. we ended up watching the water fountain . which is the most beautiful coolest water fountain i've ever seen. all water fountains to me were really disturbing but this one next to bnj in raffles shopping centre is like the BEST. seriously give me a call i'll bring you there and we can eat ice cream and watch the water fountain ANY TIME! hahaahhah
well then we got a job at haagen dazs but it required us to give them photocopy of our bank account and ic and photo and stuff. so clio and i went home to get out documents and went back there to fill up the application form.

at night clio picked me up at j8 to go to dxo. YES i went dxo again. the boring place. and this time it was damn weird first of all we had to queue up. the queue is like freaking long and it was raining. rarrr super annoying. then out of the whole group that went with us i only know clio. rarr it was seriously damn weird. and people started getting drunk. THANK GOD clio and i refused the drink. i met a cute guy JOAN GRINS** oh my rusty shirt guy where are you?? hahahaha he was dancing behind me and then clio said he was cute. so i turned around and indeed he was kind of cute. hahahah. after a while i got annoyed cause something was tickling my butt. so i turned around and lifted his shirt. it was a belt. ahahah so embarrassing. and he asked me what i thought it waas. hahhaha so i gave the lamest reply every. i said oh nothing i felt something tickling my butt. ahahha. after that he invited me to dance in the circle. i rejected him la. its like kind of weird to dance in the circle with all his friends around me. gahhhh. i'll never see him again.! hahaha clio and i reached my place at like 4 plus and we were damn tired.








15th jan MON
--> went out with becky and ana. watched hollywoodland. i think that show is like quite cool. but as usual becky and ana found it boring. seriously they dont know how to appreciate good films!! gahh.walked around a while and i went home for dinner.

16th jan tue
--> was supposed to go out today but i was really tired so i overslept. in the evening edwin came over for dinner. then my sister edwin and i played fatal frame. seriously man this game rocks. its damn cool. youre suppose to kill the ghost with a camera. the whole idea of the game is quite stupid but shit its damn cool! the effect and all is damn cool. and it scares the shit out of people
i think i'm sick! my throat is really dry and my head hurts

17th jan wed
--> I"M SICK i'm having fever. i hate being sick! so annoying. cant do anything. cant lie down and sleep cause i've been doing that the whole day. cant read a book cause i get restless. there is nothing to watch on tv. cant go out cause I"M SIcK. gahhhhh